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The Publitzer PrizeTM awards are given annually to publications worldwide.   The coveted “Nothing” award is given to the recipient who best demonstrates the ability to say next to nothing.

SG-News didn’t win a Publitzer Prize for nothing.   We had to bribe someone to get it, so it did cost us something.   So we didn’t win it for nothing.   But we did win it for “Nothing”.

This years winners include:

The “Salient” award:   The US Federal Reserve for its report on “Soylent Greenspan”.

The “Obtuse” award:   The National Sciences Foundation report titled “What Makes Water Wet ?”.

The “Non Sequitur” award:   The New York Times for its headline “War on Terror Really Scary”.

The “Something” award:   The Las Vegas City Council for their new slogan “What Happens to Lost Wages Stays in Las Vegas”

The “Nothing” award:   SG-News for their story “SG-News didn’t win the Publitzer Prize for Nothing”.

The “Say What ?” award:   Speaks For Itself.

 

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