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a bizarre press conference today, President Bush admitted that
he had spied upon himself.
“While we’re on that subject, I’ve had a short talk with the House Majority Leader.“ President Bush said and then added without DeLay, “I’ve got a lame Dick vice president, but I’ve got a John Boehner in my pocket !”. "We're surrounded by spies. I'm surrounded by spies ! I was hoping to catch one in the act ... along with some action." A spy in the audience asked "Were you successful ?". "All those pictures of me and not a single other person in sight." the President said. The spy continued, "What about the 'action' ?". The President just grinned and said nothing. After a short break, the conference resumed with a question from an unnamed source, "Have you seen any good domestic spying videos lately, and do you think they should make more of them ?". The President looked perplexed and replied, "Who's 'they' ? I make all the domestic spying videos [of] myself. I made one just a few minutes ago, in fact. I call it ‘Press Conference Potty Break’ “. Mr. Bush held up a DVD and announced, "who wants a copy ?". An anonymous Secret Service agent seized the disc from the President's hand and sealed it in a diplomatic pouch. A dejected Mr. Bush then called an end to the conference, when laughter could be heard coming from the cell phone behind the podium. |
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