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Square Globe News is published periodically on the internet (whenever we feel like it).

If you really must contact us, then use the information below :

SG-News
P.O. Box 7486
Loveland, CO
80537-0486
USA

!editor@sg-news.com!
Remove the exclamation marks before and after the email address to defeat our high-tech email “spam” filter and prove that you are a real person and not a stupid web bot.   C’mon, you can do it, it isn’t that hard.

STAFF INFORMATION:

EDITOR
Known only as “Editor”, the SG-News editor can’t remember his name.   Apparently, he fell off the back of a truck during a nighttime snowstorm.   The safe he was riding in split open upon impact with the ground.   The next day, he emerged from the safe, much to the surprise of passers-by along Interstate 70.   Here was a person who could not remember anything.   We decided to hire him because we couldn’t think of a better-qualified person to be a news editor, since he couldn’t possibly have any pre-conceived biases and would be completely impartial when reporting the news.   We were wrong.

The remaining staff wishes to remain anonymous.

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SG-News is not supported by advertisers. But we need funds to pay off certain people in the Government !

So keep sending your non-tax-deductible donations to: 

SG-News

P.O. Box 7486

Loveland, CO

80537-0486

USA

Cash, checks, jewelry, postage stamps, old or unusual coins or paper money, or anything with a high value-to-weight ratio is accepted.   A real gold coin (or equivalent) will get you an article in SG-News about someone you know !   It could be someone you love to hate, or someone you just want to ‘roast’ for fun.   It could even be yourself if you’re into that sort of thing.   You pick the person and give us some details and a picture if you have one.   We’ll write the story and publish it in SG-News !

Do it today for a better edition tomorrow !
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we’re kinda lazy.)

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